Frustrated siblings of the world (so … pretty much everyone who has a sibling. It’s okay to admit they’re annoying sometimes.) MEET YOUR NEW HERO.
Recently a little girl named Quinn got the joy of doing what so many of us have only ever daydreamed about.
Think back to all the times your siblings drove you absolutely bonkers.
Maybe it was constantly stealing your clothes, your makeup, your toys, or your games. Maybe they had no respect for privacy and were always in your face. Maybe they were the favorite and somehow when they messed up it was always you who got in trouble. Or perhaps they were just really, really annoying.
It doesn’t matter why, what matters is that everyone with a sibling has daydreamed about what it would be like to be able to bash them upside the head a few times without actually hurting them and without any actual consequences.
Enter Quinn and this video of her living the dream.
Things start out innocently enough with a fair match above a foam pit. Her competitor seems to be about her age and about her size. The battle is brief, and Quinn comes out the winner.
“Two points for Quinn!” the narrator excitedly shouts…
…but it’s not over.
While the two were battling for sibling supremacy, a tiny player 3 crawled into the game. A baby, presumably her younger brother, crawled across the platform over the foam pit.
Mom makes the mistake of encouraging the baby to get the girls. Quinn takes this as a cue that the baby is a viable target and, without any real hesitation, marches for her unarmed tiny competitor, winds her foam battering ram back, and mercilessly (see also: hilariously) bashes the baby into the pit.
The caption says it all, fam.
So yeah… Quinn is the clear champion of Sibling Smackdown 2019.
And yeah, people love her for it. She’s the hero every annoyed sibling needs, and an inspiration to us all.
Twitter can’t get enough of her.
She briefly considered making it a headshot though
— all night (@strudelcuddy) July 31, 2019
20 years from now he will explain why he has hated her most of his life pic.twitter.com/mWdgiYb6W2
— Lightskin Johnny Gill (@jcurry336) July 30, 2019
Sweep the torso
— Andrew Hess (@ndrewHess) July 30, 2019
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground." – Cersei Lannister pic.twitter.com/9B3Lcbma5z
— Morolong (@TowardsUhuru) July 30, 2019
I'm an awful person for laughing at this
— Cytronix (@_Cytronix_) July 31, 2019
How little kids really feel when you add more babies to the family. 🤣 He shouldn't have been crawling there if mama didn't want him to be fair game.
— BovaryCee ♋️🌻🙋🏾 (@BovarysComplnt) July 30, 2019
Quinn, First of Her Name, Breaker of Babes, Defender of the Foam Sea pic.twitter.com/MbeGOH54De
— Tom Bishop (@myleftone) July 31, 2019
God dammit I should not be laughing, but I can't help it. Dammit.
God damn Thunderdome.
— Pistrix 🇺🇸🇮🇪🇦🇺🇬🇧🦈🐨🐆 🙋🏼♀️ (@pistrix) July 30, 2019
The tone change in mom’s voice… 😂😂
Two points for Quinn!!
— Sean (@ItsSeansTweets) July 30, 2019
⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️ ME TOO!!
— Khwezi Tsotetsi (@KhweziMalez) July 30, 2019
Where's this kid being Raised–Sparta?
— KAM (@KAMbot1138) July 31, 2019
Hahahahaha, life with siblings. 🤣
— Cristina | Wonton Lady (@ladyfox14) July 30, 2019
She litteraly encouraged Maverick to get involved. She cannot blame Quinn for perceiving that as permission. What if after encouraging Maverick to “get’em” the second daughter had fallen straight backwards and landed on him! Ahhhhh frustrates me so much!
— Hizeru (@HizeruK) July 31, 2019
The middle child syndrome is strong in this one.
— Jennifer Haake (@JennieHaake) July 30, 2019
So here you go, Quinn, wherever you are.
You’ve earned it – both for winning the Sibling Smackdown and for inspiring us to get out there and take on all challenges… no matter how small.