Walking into a glass wall is a thing we all do at one time or another, right? It’s almost like a human rite of passage.
You know how it is, you’re just going about your business, no muss no fuss and then WHAM. Your world changes and you die a little inside.
But have you ever done it three times in a row, in the same place, on the same glass wall?
Didn’t think so. But someone has!
Here we go!
And man, that first one looked BRUTAL. Like I actually got worried at first?
I mean she was moving with INTENTION. She was MOTIVATED to get out there.
But it’s the second hit that really gets me. That moment she takes afterward, to try to get her sh*t together… it’s the most relatable and heartbreaking and also batshi* hilarious thing I have ever seen.
Until, of course, she walks into the glass the THIRD TIME. Which is when my brain lost oxygen because I started laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe.
Idk if I’ll ever be right in the head again, and to be honest it was worth it.
Naturally, Re3ck6le0ss’s fellow Redditors had plenty to say about this spectacular event.
Some couldn’t help but point out the flaws in her process…
“I like how she did[n’t] even test if the glass was there she just keep ba[n]gin her head against it” —somethingit65
“‘There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.’
George W. Bush” —BornNinjaPro
“Thank God there weren’t any rakes on the ground too” —rongy_dringus
Anyway, thank you, whoever and wherever you are, madam, for what has been a truly spectacular laugh.
I hope your face is okay!
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