Woman Slams Face First Into Glass Wall, And Doesn’t Learn From Her Mistake In The Slightest

Walking into a glass wall is a thing we all do at one time or another, right? It’s almost like a human rite of passage.

You know how it is, you’re just going about your business, no muss no fuss and then WHAM. Your world changes and you die a little inside.


But have you ever done it three times in a row, in the same place, on the same glass wall?

Didn’t think so. But someone has!

And a Good Samaritan, Re3ck6le0ss, posted it to Reddit’s r/Wellthatsucks board so that we can all have a hearty laugh at someone else’s expense.

Here we go! 

Fool me once… from Wellthatsucks


And man, that first one looked BRUTAL. Like I actually got worried at first?

I mean she was moving with INTENTION. She was MOTIVATED to get out there.

But it’s the second hit that really gets me. That moment she takes afterward, to try to get her sh*t together… it’s the most relatable and heartbreaking and also batshi* hilarious thing I have ever seen.

Until, of course, she walks into the glass the THIRD TIME. Which is when my brain lost oxygen because I started laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe.

Idk if I’ll ever be right in the head again, and to be honest it was worth it.

Naturally, Re3ck6le0ss’s fellow Redditors had plenty to say about this spectacular event.

Some couldn’t help but point out the flaws in her process…

“I like how she did[n’t] even test if the glass was there she just keep ba[n]gin her head against it”somethingit65

“I literally yelled at my phone ‘WHY ARE YOU USING YOUR HEAD’…Jesus.” –u/atrevz

“Yeah, never put her arm out.” —FredZeplin
Though a few did come to her defense! 
“She did put her hand out before trying the actual exit” —ruralife
“The process of elimination is an efficient way of problem solving.” —A3H3
For some others, the woman inspired some new spins on “Fool Me Once,” adage that gives the video its title…

“Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice… strike three.” vic_iious

“Fool me once, shame on you. But teach a man to fool me and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.”ReverbEC
And of course, the true classic of the genre! 

“‘There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.’

George W. Bush”BornNinjaPro

And a few couldn’t help but notice some wildlife parallels…

“Flies trying to leave a room be like”-SushiFanta-

“Remember the Windex Crows? This is them now. Feel old yet? “–Kiadote12

But at least one Redditor found the silver lining…

“Thank God there weren’t any rakes on the ground too”rongy_dringus

Anyway, thank you, whoever and wherever you are, madam, for what has been a truly spectacular laugh.

I hope your face is okay!

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