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Trump Says ‘Carson Did A Great Job,’ So People Are Sharing A Video Of Johnny Carson Taking A Swipe At Trump

President Donald Trump sometimes displays a talent for shoving his foot so far into his mouth that he chokes. Following the Jay Leno/Trump incoherent tweet event: “Jay Leno points out that comedy (on the very boring late night shows) is totally one-sided. It’s tough when there’s only one topic.” @foxandfriends Actually, the one-sided hatred on … Continued

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A Surgeon Who Appeared On ‘I Am Jazz’ Has Been Fired For Posting Pictures Of Transgender Patient’s Genitals To Instagram

The TLC reality show I Am Jazz covers Jazz Jennings, a transgender girl, and her family dealing with regular teen issues through the lens of a transgender teenager. Dr. Christopher Salgado, a surgeon who appeared on I Am Jazz, has reportedly been fired from his job at the University of Miami Health System after posting … Continued

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Guy Immediately Bails On Woman After She Shows Up To Their First Date With Her Kid In Tow—But There’s A Major Catch

Normally, immediately bailing on a date as soon as you see the person you’re supposed to be on a date with would be considered rude AF… so your initial instinct when a young man asks “am I the assh*le for immediately bailing?” may be to kick him in the shin and be like YES. However, … Continued

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Conservative Politician Gets Trolled Hard After Suggesting That All Knives Should Be Fitted With GPS

MP Scott Mann has been mocked online after he suggested fitting all knives sold in the UK with GPS tracking to help cut down violent crime. The Conservative, who represents North Cornwall, wrote on Twitter: “Every knife sold in the UK should have a GPS tracker fitted in the handle. It’s time we had a … Continued

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Jay Leno Lamented The Current State Of Late Night Shows, And Of Course Trump Jumped Right On That Bandwagon

As they say, scumbags beget scumbags. Jay Leno, who sucks for pulling the rug out from under Conan O’Brien in 2010, talked about his time in nighttime TV on the air with Today on March 12th, 2019: "I don't miss it," says @JayLeno on leaving the 'Tonight Show' and the current climate of late night. pic.twitter.com/N8mAN6uWKO — … Continued

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This Skimpy ‘Mother Of The Bride Dress’ Might Be Appropriate If You’re Trying To Steal The Groom, But That’s About It

We get that fashion is subjective, and that people have different styles ‚ but sometimes a piece comes along that is almost universally a total nope. In this case, it’s not necessarily the garment that’s the problem — it’s their intended wearer. Dress designer Tonena’s designs are daring, bold and dramatic. They’re the kinds of … Continued

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Kellyanne Conway’s Unnecessary Thoughts About The College Admission Scandal Predictably Blew Up In Her Face

Actresses Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman were involved in the shocking college bribery scandal in which 50 wealthy parents bribed athletic coaches and SAT/ACT proctors with thousands of dollars for their children to get into prestigious universities. White House counselor Kellyanne Conway dared to seize the opportunity to go after the children of the high … Continued

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Flight Forced To Turn Around After Mom Realizes She Left Her Baby In The F**king Terminal

Seems like a major thing to forget. A Saudia Airlines plane that was mid-route to Kuala Lumpur was forced to turn around when a frantic mother approached the cockpit and said she realized she’d left her infant in the waiting area back at the airport, according to The Gulf News. “May God be with us. … Continued

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Miley Cyrus Celebrated Women’s Day With A Highly Sexual Tweet Of Herself And Taylor Swift, And People Are SHOOK

Uhhhh, we’re definitely uncomfortable as heck. On March 10th, 2019–aka International Women’s Day 2019, Miley Cyrus posed an awkward at best question to the internet: It’s Women’s Day! 😻 To celebrate, will you Top like Taylor? Or Twerk like Miley? Please Answer pic.twitter.com/eNte9TOtR9 — Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) March 10, 2019 Top like Taylor.  We … Continued

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That Insane College Cheating Scandal Has Twitter Jokingly Claiming All Sorts Of Hilarious Things About Hollywood Celebs

The internet is totally obsessed with a college admission scandal that’s exposing how sneaky celebrities get their kids into top schools using bribes and illegal kickbacks. Actresses like Full House’s Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman from Desperate Housewives are under scrutiny from federal investigators for helping their kids cheat on the SAT and get into top private schools … Continued

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An Old ‘Back To School’ Tweet From Felicity Huffman Has Us Cringing So Hard

This seems like the world’s most intense example of “too soon.” On Tuesday March 12th, 2019, a major story broke that implicated 50 people in a $25 million college entrance exam cheating scheme.  Among the people on this list? Actresses Lori Loughlin (Aunt Becky from Full House) and Felicity Huffman. The name of the investigation … Continued

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Alt-Right Author Gets Totally Obliterated After Lamenting What Stan Lee Would Think Of ‘Captain Marvel’

Alt-right author and all-around bigot Jack Posobiec took to Twitter on March 9th to lament the current state of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. While it’s a little unclear whether he was referring to Captain Marvel, the female-led global smash that pulled in a $153 million domestic opening, or three-time Oscar-winning film Black Panther, which was … Continued