A Twitter user tried to argue that women who dye their hair are toxic and should be avoided — citing biological examples.
Twitter user @AJA_Cortes posted several tweets comparing the bright colors some women like to dye their hair to aposematism, the phenomenon in nature in which poisonous animals are brightly-colored to warn off predators.
It did not go well for him.
sis fully murdered him pic.twitter.com/gNaKPYPaEz
— squirt reynolds (@maximumplum) November 17, 2018
Already, there’s an issue with the comparison. In addition to the difference between natural coloration and a person choosing to color their hair, aposematic coloring protects some species from predators.
People were quick to let him have it.
Aposematism is a warning signal to protect against predators, you hilarious fuckup. https://t.co/B5UmIXxtgL
— Elizabeth May (@_ElizabethMay) October 31, 2018
this is the faux academic version of "if her hair is dyed she an sjw" go shower eboy https://t.co/tH98pO8A3G
— (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ) (@FinalToccata) November 1, 2018
It was so bad.
"She has colored hair & she KILLS PEOPLE. Checkmate"
— Noivern Lluvia👻 (@LunalaDoll) November 17, 2018
My two fav aspects of this whole thing:
1. Dudebros haven't found out about Batesian mimicry yet
2. Aposematic colours, in addition to repelling predators, can also be used to attract/impress the sex partners that an animal actually wants.
— Hannah Davis (@hedavis_msc) November 17, 2018
When your only example is a fictional character, expect the takedowns to be swift and brutal.
You can always tell a dude is a scrub when he explains a thing humans do by comparing it to something he believes about the animal kingdom.
See also: Everything to do with "Alpha Males"
— Juniper 🌹 (formerly Vid-szhite) (@YaGirlJuniper) November 17, 2018
you mean if i dye my hair, A) i’ll look cute and B) conservative loons won’t be into me? win win
— collin, i guess (@collinwithtwoLs) November 1, 2018
The lack of self-awareness is strong in this one. pic.twitter.com/ggOQj3WK87
— Auntie Venom (@AuntyPithy) November 17, 2018
*frantically adding my purple to my hair to keep them even farther away*
— cock gobble gobbler 🦃 (@fatnudes) November 17, 2018
I was on some random reddit thread about the Harry Potter books and someone mentioned that they didn’t like Tonks as a character because they prefer girls with natural color hair and I think about it a lot.
— Peter Marez (@ttmp22) November 1, 2018
Dude gon be like "but.. but.. i used "aposematism".. pic.twitter.com/rtnqquuNOb
— Kaido (@Djustein) November 17, 2018
how old are these guys complaining about women with "unnatural" hair colours???
— Rotting in… (@BenjamNMulroney) October 31, 2018
@AJA_Cortes is a self-described trainer, writer, and speaker, who retweets rightwing personalities like Mike Cernovich and Jack Posobiec, orchestrators of the Pizzagate and Seth Rich conspiracies. He has a newsletter and program to “master your mental and physical health,” but we have a feeling people won’t be signing up any time soon after this.