No no no no no no no no nooooooo.
Somewhere, Twitter user @recan_t is lying dead in a grave. Cause of death?
Being a dumb MAN!
my gf’s skillet was looking kind of greasy so i went ahead and put it in the dishwasher for her. honestly one of my favorite parts of dating is doing little things like this for her ☺️ pic.twitter.com/4S4SWvvS4W
— Ben (@recan_t) April 6, 2019
This queen straight up loaded a cast iron skillet into the dishwasher.
If you wash a cast-iron skillet in the dishwasher, it will (among other things) lose its seasoning (aka the “grease” he is trying to get rid of), and also rust and change color.
You don’t want to do that.
— Endless Screaming ⚧ ☭ (@infinite_scream) April 6, 2019
— Endless Screaming ⚧ ☭ (@infinite_scream) April 7, 2019
My grandmother’s ghost will be haunting you tonight.
— Mrs. Waterman (@jwaterman0910) April 7, 2019
Open or closed casket?
— Jen Butel (@JenButel) April 6, 2019
Anybody who cooks five to nine times a week knows this about cast iron skillets.
We are guessing our friend here knows pretty much exactly zero.
And will be paying for it.
while you're doing nice things for her, consider throwing her leather coats in the laundry! she'll be so surprised when they're all fresh and clean ????
— beckahhhhhhh (@beckahhhhhhh1) April 7, 2019
people are sending me death threats for it. it's awesome
— Ben (@recan_t) April 6, 2019
You maybe should have asked her first, you don’t put cast iron skillets in a dish washer!
— Earl Ayers (@AyersEarl) April 6, 2019
So…how you doing finding a new girlfriend?
— Brad (@Dingodog) April 7, 2019
Ben, can I have your ex-girlfriend's #? ????
— E. T. R. Soles (@EaterofSoles) April 7, 2019
There are kinder ways to break up with her, dude.
— Nerd Mellon (@TheNerdyMel) April 7, 2019
Make sure you wash her good knives the same way
— A Green New Davis (@adada) April 6, 2019
This is the kind of mistake that tears at the very seam of the universe
— Cameron Scott (@camscottga) April 7, 2019
Not only is it annoying, it will actually destroy the pan you love.
The seasoning will never re-acclimate in exactly the same fashion.
You will be at the mercy of a brand new pan.
I just got the seasoning on my new cast iron pan perfect…just the idea of this is hurting so much right now.
— The Sharktonaut (@TheSharktonaut) April 7, 2019
Dead man walking
— StitchesInMyHeart (@BoxedUpHeart) April 7, 2019
this involuntarily raised my blood pressure
— ????????????dracofangxxx???? (@dracofangxxx) April 6, 2019
Don't forget the wooden chopping board! Can't wash a pan without a board
— Phere (@BeyondPhere) April 7, 2019
RIP Ben you were a good man ????????????
— Ahmed (@Nafarat100100) April 7, 2019
In my house, that’s a flogging.
— NightShade ???? (@NightShade31415) April 7, 2019
We wonder what Alex Guarnaschelli, chef from the hit show Chopped, would have to say about this.
Cut to her pulling her own hair out.
Nooooooo. Good intentions, but it might backfire. Like “I love you so I put all your cashmere sweaters in washing machine.” ????
— Violet Skyye (@Violetskyye) April 7, 2019
— Los Angeles Esther RAINN: 800-656-4673 | (@angelenoesther) April 7, 2019
So sorry for what is about to happen to you
— ChrisStanton (@ChrisStanton) April 7, 2019
— Julian Cosma (@Julian_Cosma) April 6, 2019
NOOOOOOOO!! OMG!!! She's gonna be pissed!
— Mommy Has a Potty Mouth. (@Buddhist66) April 7, 2019
are you typing this from the floor, the lawn, or a hospital bed?
— [Redacted] (@ellementality) April 7, 2019
We hope Ben (@recan_t) is okay.
But mostly we hoped that he learned his lesson.