Drunk Scottish Guy Records Hilarious Video After Waking Up In Someone Else’s House And Realizing He Tried And Failed To Cook Noodles

Scottish social media is wild.

Venture into Scottish twitter and you’re likely to find some gems like this:

We don’t know you, Goudie, but we love you.

On Scottish Facebook, you get a step more wild.

A man woke up in not-his-own house after a night of drinking and realized that–not only was it not his house, but he’d made an attempt to use the kitchen.

Only in Central Scotland

ONLY IN CENTRAL SCOTLANDWoke up in wrong house"I'm like 'whit are you talking aboot? Ah wis here at the party last night'."Trust me man….there was no party here last night'."😂😂🤣 Buckled.

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“A couple woke me up going. ‘Who are you?’

“I’m like, ‘What are you talking about? I was here at the party last night.’

“And he went, ‘Trust me man, there was no party here last night.'”

How DID he get in?  How did he get to the wrong house?

Well according to him, “I went to get a taxi last night. The taxi left and I came into the wrong house.”

“I came in, got a cover and went to sleep.  Instead of going back to the party I went into the house next door.”

As he recounts this, the couple in the back laugh and offer him a cup of tea.

This doesn’t seem too wild for hungover Scottish people:

The next stop on his journey through the house shows that he clearly fell asleep in the middle of making noodles.

“Thank god this woman is from Glasgow,” he says of his clearly reluctant host.  “She was like ,’Aye, we’re welcoming.’ Got a cup of tea and a [cigarette]!  Thank you very much for being so understanding.”

This is the most Tuesday in Glasgow thing we’ve ever heard.

But we think we kinda stan that guy.  We hope the rest of your week is just as adventurous and fun as his.