The alleged drug dealer was recently snatched up by the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office while bicycling around his neighborhood in a blonde wig. Robert “Bobby” Walls tried to avoid police on drug charges, but his weak attempt at disguise failed miserably.
Wall ended up getting roasted on Facebook by the sheriff, who ridiculed him as a “Master of Deception.”
Whether Bobby was going for Hannah Montana or Pamela Anderson, nobody bought this disguise.
SERIOUSLY…YOU THOUGHT THAT WIG WOULD KEEP THE “GAME OVER TASK FORCE” FROM RECOGNIZING YOU?Earlier today members of…
تم النشر بواسطة Brevard County Sheriff's Office, Florida (Official) في الخميس، ٢ مايو ٢٠١٩
— Florida Man (@FloridaMan__) May 4, 2019
Unconfirmed reports on Twitter suggest the bust confiscated large amounts of fentanyl.
Brevard County Sheriff’s Office’s post doesn’t specify what drugs Walls possessed, but they clowned all over his blond wig:
“So here is the moral of the story…don’t sell drugs and you don’t have to worry about going to jail, don’t try to hide from Law Enforcement if you have a warrant, and above all else DO NOT wear a hideous wig while trying to run from the Po/Po on a bicycle. I mean come on man have a little dignity!!”
People on social media reacted to the latest from “Florida Man.”
— Jonathan Kieran (@JonathanKieran) May 7, 2019
Adding a Google Alert for "Florida man" is the best thing I've done today…
— Thumb and Hammer (@Thumbandhammer) May 6, 2019
Man people in Florida are really crazy this man dressed like a women to elude from police in a blonde wig 😂😂😂
— kuumbuu (@So_afrika32) May 6, 2019
And how about that picture? That’s one for the internet hall of fame, for sure.
Florida Man has no limits to his creativity.
— Eugene Rosenquest (@ERosenquest) May 5, 2019
— ALT AZ 93.3 (@altaz933) May 6, 2019
But one guy pointed out another element of Bobby’s brilliant disguise… camo pants.
Those camo pants AND the wig tho – should have worked, no? Lmao Florida Man.
— Marty (@MartyHeck) May 6, 2019
People can’t help but wonder what drove Bobby to this point.
I just wanna know what drug was he on
— The Queen (@Too_Beautyfull) May 5, 2019
But others are making memes.
— Racquel Asa (@RAsaWFTV) May 5, 2019
And of course, we’re all curious to know what else is Florida Man (or Florida men) up to these days?
Apparently, hitting cop cars:
Drunk Florida man on riding lawn mower hits cop car, has cocaine in his system, his driver’s license has been suspended since 1978 and this is his third DUI offense in 10 years because Florida https://t.co/zHJFG90mzu pic.twitter.com/iLnjSsHyYi
— Billy Corben (@BillyCorben) May 7, 2019
Florida man wanted by police after disguising himself as a grandmother and stealing baby formula in several different incidents https://t.co/z98jIoslva
— News Breaking LIVE (@NewsBreaking) May 4, 2019
And, of course, burglary:
— New York Post (@nypost) April 30, 2019
Oh, Florida. You’re the best.