Florida Fugitive On A Bike Honestly Thought A Bad Blonde Wig Would Be Enough To Evade Authorities

By now, we all know that Florida spawns the most absurd criminals, but this guy might be the new Florida Man.

The alleged drug dealer was recently snatched up by the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office while bicycling around his neighborhood in a blonde wig. Robert “Bobby” Walls tried to avoid police on drug charges, but his weak attempt at disguise failed miserably

Wall ended up getting roasted on Facebook by the sheriff, who ridiculed him as a “Master of Deception.”

Whether Bobby was going for Hannah Montana or Pamela Anderson, nobody bought this disguise. 

SERIOUSLY…YOU THOUGHT THAT WIG WOULD KEEP THE “GAME OVER TASK FORCE” FROM RECOGNIZING YOU?Earlier today members of…

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Unconfirmed reports on Twitter suggest the bust confiscated large amounts of fentanyl.

Brevard County Sheriff’s Office’s post doesn’t specify what drugs Walls possessed, but they clowned all over his blond wig:

“So here is the moral of the story…don’t sell drugs and you don’t have to worry about going to jail, don’t try to hide from Law Enforcement if you have a warrant, and above all else DO NOT wear a hideous wig while trying to run from the Po/Po on a bicycle. I mean come on man have a little dignity!!”

People on social media reacted to the latest from “Florida Man.”

And how about that picture? That’s one for the internet hall of fame, for sure.

But one guy pointed out another element of Bobby’s brilliant disguise… camo pants.

People can’t help but wonder what drove Bobby to this point.

But others are making memes. 

And of course, we’re all curious to know what else is Florida Man (or Florida men) up to these days?

Apparently, hitting cop cars:

Stealing formula:

And, of course, burglary:

Oh, Florida. You’re the best.

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