Woman Charged After Attacking Miami Burger King Manager For Refusing To Give Her Free French Fries

Well you know what they: there’s no such thing as a free lunch. Oh and also WTF IS WRONG WITH FLORIDA?! That’s the other adage.

In any case, these two forces recently combined for one heck of a “Florida Man” story: Natasha Bagley of Miami, Florida has been arrested and charged after attacking a manager at a Burger King.

What precipitated this attack?

When Natasha drove up into the drive-thru (wearing, it must be said, one hell of a kicky blond wig!) with her friend Genesis Peguero and demanded free fries, the employee working the drive-thru was like:

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And now Natasha’s probably gonna go to jail. Over fries. From Burger King! They’re not even good!

I mean really! If you’re gonna do crimes for french fries it’s McDonald’s fries or GTFO, come on!

Anyway, here’s what went down, according to Miami’s NBC affiliate: Natasha and her buddy Genesis went through the drive-thru of the BK in Southwest Miami on April 2 and demanded free fries. When the employee was like “LOL no,” they went inside, jumped the counter and threatened a manager with a .45 caliber pistol.

Then when the manager tried to call the cops, Peguero punched her in the face. Then Bagley joined in the punching for a bit, they knocked two computer cash registers onto the floor, and fled the scene.

OVER BURGER KING FRENCH FRIES. I just! 

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Anyway, Natasha’s been charged with armed burglary with assault or battery, attempted robbery with a deadly weapon and criminal mischief. Genesis, on the other hand, is still at large, presumably holed up someplace where she’s housing Burger King fries.

As you might guess, you and I are not alone in screaming “WTF?!” into the void about this story:

And of course, the Florida of it all did not go unnoticed…

But some were more concerned with the welfare of a certain pop star to whom Natasha bears a resemblance…

And we’re not the only ones straining to understand going to these lengths for Burger King fries.

Oh, Florida people. Never stop being you!

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