Guy Confronts His Girlfriend After Finding Videos Of Her Secret Porn Life Only To Come To A Cringe-Worthy Realization

Reddit user MeGustaHorchata made a huge, HUGE mistake. To share the story of his epic screw-up, he went to the perfect place: the subreddit r/TIFU, which stands for “Today I F***ed Up.”

In excruciating detail, MeGustaHorchata told the story of how he found out his girlfriend was a pornstar and confronted her about it:

“This actually did happen today and I’m still kind of shaken up from my initial reaction.”

“Basically me and my GF of almost 3 years now are in a long distance relationship due to us both being in college. We’re both from the same hometown so during summer we can see each other freely because we both come home to work.”

“Long Distance is hard as f***, so summer is a great time for us to f*** like Catholics to make up for the time we spent apart. Fortunately she’s on the pill so we don’t have to use condoms. Great right? Wrong.”

“Last night we were hanging out and were going to get busy, but she ended up getting a headache and as a result wasn’t in the mood. I went home with blue balls, and decided that I was tired too and just wanted to sleep it off.”

“After going in and out of sleep, I eventually decided that I needed to get off, and ol’ reliable would have to do.”

Once he got on the internet however, OP found some shocking videos:

“I loaded up pornhub and started browsing through the videos until I found one of those casting tapes that looked good enough for me. I got the lotion ready and lathered up my meat scepter, but stopped to do a double take.”

“The girl in the video looked like my girlfriend. Exactly like my girlfriend. I was thinking ‘Oh cool this is basically like jerking off to moving nudes,’ and began to jack it.”

“But once the f***ing started, my heart stopped. She had the same birthmark as my GF did, same spot below her a**, same shape and everything.”

“This wasn’t a look alike, this WAS my girlfriend. I grabbed my earbuds to plug in, and sure enough, it was her voice speaking to the camera explaining how she was doing this because she needed money for college.”

“I checked below the video title and saw that it linked the actors/actresses and saw her screen name. I was hesitant, but clicked on it.”

“Turns out this wasn’t a one time quick cash deal, because on my screen I was looking at page after page, video after video of my GF being railed by giant porn d***s. My girl wasn’t as innocent as I thought. She was a porn starlet.”

It turns out MeGustaHorchata and his girlfriend had  quite a lot to talk about…

“I was so f***ing torn right then. So many feelings started running through my brain.”

“It now made sense why she suddenly decided to go on the pill last year without really having a reason. She was always complaining about money so this made sense why she would do it.”

“I then started freaking out about STDs. None of the videos had the guys using condoms and several were creampies.”

“We were both each other’s firsts so once she was on the pill we ditched condoms because we knew neither of us had anything, but now I was terrified I had been duped.”

“Not to mention we had been plowing like crazy over the past few months, so my worries were heightened because this was very much recent. I realized that it was late enough that I couldn’t do anything so I went to bed again.”

The next morning, he knew what he had to do.

“I woke up the next morning in cold sweats. I was angry, pissed, and emotionally a wreck.”

“I sent a text to my girlfriend calling her a slut and a liar and everything in the book I could think of.”

“I called up my doctor’s office and scheduled an STD test. Fortunately they could take me right then so I drove over.”

“After the tests were finished, I got a text from my girlfriend. ‘What the f*** are you talking about???’. I was even angrier than before. That little b**** was gonna act dumb about it?”

“I was furious, but I had evidence. She wasn’t gonna get out of this one without some explaining.”

But wait…there was quite the big twist coming for MeGustaHorchata!

“I fired up pornhub again to find the videos, but I couldn’t find the casting one I started on last night. No worries, I remember her stage name.”

“I typed it into the search bar, again surprised by what I found. Not because I was looking at her being railed by other dudes again, but because the videos weren’t there. They didn’t exist.”

“Now I was just f***ing confused. I tried other porn websites, but came up with the same results: nothing. I knew I saw them last night tho, so I knew they were there though, right?:

“And that’s when the realization hit. Remember how I said I was drifting in and out of sleep before getting up to jerk it?”

“It was all a dream. A very bad dream. My brain decided that a great dream to have would be my Girlfriend being a pornstar, forcing me to watch her bang other dudes.”

That’s when he had to come clean about his whole giant mistake.

“So here I am explaining to my girlfriend like an idiot how I had a dream she was a pornstar without my knowledge, apologizing for all the names I called her, and sitting in awe at how badly this could’ve turned out. Fortunately she seems to be mostly understanding of this, so I think we’re good for now.”

“TL;DR: Had a very realistic dream that my GF was doing porn, gave myself a heartache, sent her a very angry text over nothing, and wasted my morning in a Doctors office taking STD tests for diseases I don’t have.”

After MeGustaHorchata’s post went viral with over 30k upvotes, he returned to reply to some of the most prominent comments:

“Edit: OK Holy s*** this blew up overnight. I can’t reply to most of the comments/questions/concerns so I’ll try to break it down by groups that I see most frequently commenting.”

“For everyone saying the relationship is done: Surprisingly not. She took it pretty well and were talking this through pretty openly. I’m gonna go over later tonight in person just to make sure, but it hasn’t gone nearly as bad as I thought it would.”

“For the conspiracy theorist: Nah, the videos don’t exist. She didn’t pull them or anything, there were enough videos that on a normal PH page there would definitely be at least one re upload.”

“I checked my browser history, nothing there, and nothing is ever deleted on the internet, and I trust my GF so I’m fine on that note.”

“For the ‘YTA’ crowd: Yeah I know that’s why this is on TIFU and not on wholesome stuff or smthn.”

“For the ‘sex work is real work, you’re just misogynistic’ crowd: Sex work is a real job and I’m not contesting that.”

“I also don’t care if my partners body count is as long as Troy Polamalu’s hair, or as short as OJ Simpsons prison sentence.”

“What I got mad at was that she was CURRENTLY banging dudes without my knowledge, breaching my trust of her, and crossing a deal breaker for me. Obviously it never happened but that was what I was mad at, not anything else.”

“For everyone getting mad at me for not knowing how porn STD tests work: thanks. Now I know I guess?”

“Also shout-out to the one guy who thinks it’s fake solely bc he never heard of jacking off in bed before. Can’t find your comment but it gave me a good chuckle.”
LordPyhton was surprised OP couldn’t tell the story was just a dream:

“That seems like the first time I’ve read about a grown up confusing a dream for reality. For me I usually realise it was a dream once I wake up.”

Pit_shost has their doubts about the story, but still enjoyed it:

“It’s the Internet. We aren’t obliged to write true stories here.”

iRettitor agreed…OP really screwed up!

“i sometimes dont know if stuff actually happened or if i just dreamed it… but usually not like this lol… also, i wouldve got some material downloaded before contacting her to send her “proof” if she denies it.. anyways, OP f***ed up big time.”

goshdammitfromimgur could relate to OP’s situation:

“Ive had dreams and it took me a while to figure out that it didnt happen. Full on anxiety and i had to convince myself it wasnt real. In the cold light of day the dream wasnt plausible, but for a while there not far off from what OP posted.”

summed up the moral of the story for everyone involved:

“Relationship protip: ask and talk calmly before you go at someone guns blazing. Even if yr in the right, coming at someone combative from the start is never going to resolve things healthfully.”

Remember to approach situations calmly, everyone! You never know when you might have dreamed up the whole problem.

Dreams are said to be a window to our subconscious. You can record your dreams in the Dreamer’s Journal: An Illustrated Guide to the Subconscious, available here.

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