Disney Fanatic Banned From All Disney Parks For Life After Drunken Meltdown

Disney World may be “the happiest place on Earth,” but it never will be again for Ellen McMillion of—yes, you guessed it:


Good ol’ Florida, our nation’s treasure trove of full-tilt weirdness.

Anyway, Ellen McMillion is one of these Disney fanatics you hear about, with a social media presence overflowing with photos of her almost weekly visits to Disney parks.

And judging from a bit of Twitter intel, it sounds like “super fan” may be putting it lightly…

But that love affair has just come to an abrupt end.

So what did Ellen do to get herself in so much trouble with the Mouse? 

Well, according to The New York Post and Orlando’s WKMG News, it all started when she asked a taxi driver for a cigarette in the parking lot of Disney’s Hollywood Studios.

When he told her he didn’t have any, she started slapping the snot out of him.


So he called the cops.

Like you do when it is appropriate.

Then, when the cops showed up and asked the slurring and stumbling McMillion for identification, she threw her purse on the ground and started hurling obscenities at children.

Which, sorry, is absolutely hilarious.

Then, when one of the cops tried to put her in a police car, she was like: 


…and started kicking the officer.

So she was charged with disorderly intoxication and battery on a law enforcement officer and banned from Disney World for life. Sorry Ellen!

Oddly no guns were drawn. No one must have feared for their life.

On the ol’ internet, people pretty much felt like she go what she deserved.

Solid advice.

But some others couldn’t help but identify with her.


And, of course, this being the internet, there were jokes.

Moral of the story, don’t go to Disney World acting all goofy! (See what I did there?)

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