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Disney Fanatic Banned From All Disney Parks For Life After Drunken Meltdown

Disney World may be “the happiest place on Earth,” but it never will be again for Ellen McMillion of—yes, you guessed it: GIPHY Good ol’ Florida, our nation’s treasure trove of full-tilt weirdness. Anyway, Ellen McMillion is one of these Disney fanatics you hear about, with a social media presence overflowing with photos of her … Continued

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Brazilian Paper Puts Gay Marvel Kiss On Front Page After Conservative Rio Mayor Tries To Ban Comic

Well, we regret to inform you that the Evangelicals are at it yet again. But this time they got epically trolled! For this heart-warming tale, let us venture alllllll the way down to Brazil, specifically the city of Rio de Janeiro. See, their mayor is a Jesus enthusiast, and as such is HEAVILY INVESTED in what … Continued

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Bullied Kid’s Homemade T-Shirt Gets Turned Into Official University Of Tennessee Merchandise

One simple act of kindness can really make the difference in somebody’s life. Laura Snyder, a Florida elementary school teacher, shared the story of what happened when one of her 4th grade students wore a homemade t-shirt to show his support for the University Of Tennessee on the elementary school’s “College Color Day.” 9/6/19 – … Continued

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Couple Goes Viral With Their Corny ’80s-Inspired Engagement Photos From JCPenney

Have you ever wanted to White people harder than you’ve ever White peopled before? Well Madison Moxley and her fiancé Mason Whitis are achieving your dreams, one step back into fashion past at a time. Take a look here. No, this is not from the 1980s. This is now and it was deliberate. “This is … Continued

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Azealia Banks Slams Lizzo As A ‘Millennial Mammy’ For White People In Instagram Rant

Lizzo is currently the queen of confidence boosting jams, DNA tests and being 100% that b*tch. The rest of us can manage like 65% at best. Lizzo made history as one of only five black women to hit #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 this decade. Her concerts are selling out left and right. She’s … Continued

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Strong Breeze Turns Ivanka Trump’s Dress Into A Fashion Blunder—And Twitter Isn’t Holding Back

Great. As if we didn’t have enough to worry about nowadays, Ivanka Trump is apparently some kind of shape-shifter—at least, that’s the impression her recent visit to Colombia has left. Princess, er, Presidential Adviser Trump recently visited the South American country for absolutely no valid reason because she has no business handling issues of state … Continued

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Tennessee Catholic School Bans ‘Harry Potter’ Books After Exorcists Say Its Spells And Curses Are Real

Since it’s original release, the ultra-popular Harry Potter books by J.K. Rowling have found pushback from over-zealous religious figures who claim the fantasy novels promote devilry and witchcraft. Now, decades after the first book burnings aimed at the fictional stories, yet another organization has decided Harry Potter is unsuitable children…but not quite for the usual … Continued

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Donald Trump Jr. Is Getting Mocked For Speaking At Poorly-Attended Rally In Kentucky

Don Jr. and his father President Trump LOVE to brag about how big their crowds are out on the campaign trail. It seems doubtful we’re going to see a tweet about the gigantic group that showed up for Don Jr.’s recent event with Governor Matt Bevin of Kentucky, however. Organizers have asked the audience to … Continued

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Tomi Lahren’s New Patriotic ‘Freedom’ Clothing Line Ironically Made In China

Great news, everyone! Tomi Lahren, conservative political pundit and famously fashionable internet presence has just announced she’s releasing a new clothing line entitled…wait for it… “Freedom“! Designed by Lahren herself, with a patriotic design featuring stars and stripes, the new clothes should be a perfect embodiment of the American spirit, which Lahren has long advocated. … Continued

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Brie Larson Just Posted A Picture Of Herself Holding Thor’s Hammer–And Some Fans Aren’t Happy

Uh oh… Men on the internet are triggered again. Is it because our country is going to start detaining children indefinitely‽ Because the Amazon is literally burning down forever‽ Oh, no. Nothing like that. Don’t be silly. It’s because *checks notes* a lady took a picture with Thor’s hammer, Mjölnir. So as you may know … Continued

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Granddaughter Keeps Recording Herself Scaring Her Grandfather After He Bets She Can’t Scare Him

Never make a bet with someone younger than you or more persistent. While “old age and cunning” may defeat “youth and skill,” those young’uns have got stamina on their side. YouTube user Don’t Die Wondering had a bet going with her grandfather that she couldn’t scare him. So, she took it upon herself to make … Continued

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