This Twitter Thread About Throwing People Into Pits Is Truly The Metaphor For Our Times

Twitter user @JuliusGoat—whose profile reads, “Twitter feed of A.R. Moxon, author of the upcoming novel THE REVISIONARIES from Melville House Books”—posted a hilariously snarky thread seemingly about throwing people into pits and how conservative media and leaders might address the social issue of people flung into pits.

And Twitter users loved it.

Here’s the initial pair of tweets:

Of course, pundits will need to weigh in on the pit throwing so their followers know how to respond to these pit folk.


Dimitri Vd Reeck added a few more of the typical pit thrower responses… and others soon joined in.

Of course other commenters were more than happy to play along.

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